How (not) to translate into 7 different languages

Here's a sketch from Catherine Tate which I had subtitled by SubPLY. The character she plays is "I can do that" woman, whose willingness to help out is matched only by her complete lack of ability. The sketch also illustrates some common racial and linguistic stereotypes but does so (I think) in a fairly humorous way. The joke's clearly on the woman not the foreign executives.